Wednesday, July 4, 2007

The news

National:

Bertie Ahern. Taoiseach. Speech. Economy. Suicide joke. Figure of speech. Apologises. Suicide groups. Angry. No-one listens. Bertie jokes. People listen.

Dublin. Stillorgan. Man shot. Two arrested. Man wounded, seriously.

International:

Alan Johnson. BBC journalist. Gaza Strip. 114 days. Kidnapped. Free. Safe and well. Thankful. Hamas. Claim credit. New Labour. Credit Hamas. Americans. Very quiet.

Sport:

Liverpool. Sign Fernando Torres. Lots of money. Most expensive Spaniard. Most expensive Scouser.

Wimbledon. Raining on and off. Henin beat Serena. Rafa beat someone. Five days. Five sets.

Rafa Benitez. Grows goattee. Dodgy.

1 comment:

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